EXAM.exam.exam.exam. get me?i say EXAM! i feel chucked out.and my dad's snoring didn't help either.(i went sleepless for a few nights.)
i want to know who invented exam. i feel like chopping the whoever it was and dump him in to a river n he/she will be eaten by mermaids.
ya la. i m evil. not that evil,juz mischievious. exam ler...just like izzy said,we r gonna be PANDAS.just imagine a slimmer version of PO the panda in 'kungFu panda'. we are gonna get toothpicks to strain our eyes open.and now i just recognise 1 thing:the time i listen to a teacher is much more less than the time i fell asleep in class.i dun mean it,k?i tried. i TRIED. but when in the lab,the lights went off,the curtains drawn,the doors closed,and the fan wooing off.and ur eyes......sleepy like being HYPNOTIZED. seriously!what the heck are the teachers taliking about?are they singing or cawing? and thank god that toad mouthed umbridge,heavy makeup,beady eyes unmarried old hag is gone! eh,don't sue me ah.i m talking the truth.u get nightmares worse than a JURASSIC PARK dinasours chase. she make a trynasourrous rex or watever it is look like a chicken. and when she stares at u.u get the feeling:
'aw...dun eat me...i am not delicious'
and at the end of it,she gobbles u up.
and then i dun noe why. but the teacher from our school are quite interesting. there's this miss who hates cantonese.and when she catches u,well,she make u do lines. but she likes to YELL in the classroom.and my heart skips a beat whenever she yells cause you know the usual thing la. classrooms nowdays are a lot more comfortable than homes. and u know lar...woman mah...gt PMS one...and when a woman gets PMS,she willa also develop WMP(WOMAN MANIAC PHOBIA) guys! dun mess with women at this momet. her power meter is at fully loaded at this time. PMS woman=SUPERWOMAN.
and when teachers got that,ZEUS may have to clear a way from them. we are like poor chickens,newly hatched, and served on a silver platter.
enough of this rubbish.better start studying and excercise my dog or he will be too heavy to hug.(his stomach droops more than his butt nowdays.)i probably feed him too much biscuits and fruits.he needs cellulose k?or he will shit charcoal and not bananas.
under the sun the rays dance and the students march for fun for glory for name for TEAMS!
under the sun when it gets too much u get 'ah,soooooo HOT!' 'i want to drink water!' 'I WANNA GO HOME!'
under the sun the commander yells some like thunder some like turkeys the sweat flings and throats sored and all because
OF THE SPORTS DAY.
BLUE,yellow,red,purple and green. who will win?
this post is dedicated to ppl all that are same with me,whom marches with a hot head that went spinning.
yo guys-----------i know that i din showed up for quite a long period. but u know...family circumstances that keeps trhe computer double security locked. hard to access.
sports day coming!!!
it's supposed to be a very interesting day in the stadium.but before i joined marching,i HATED it since it is damn boring and the clubs just sold food with rocket prices! the stadium is huge with only a third of it filled and u juz swoon all day without a single intention.
yet i joined the blue house marching team last year and well...u can guess...we became fast friends that jokes around and laugh because of silly things.but there are CONSEQUENCES. you won't like to know...and when u face it,it will hard to heal...
What You Will Face When u MARCH
1.u get to intimate a turkey.
2.u get free sunbath.RM0 charged.
3.u can hear free yells from 'awwww,it hurts!' to 'hey u! march with attitude!'
4.skuetd.skuetd.kred nan kred,or something like that?
5.pretty girls get stuck.
6.the tension between houses rise...
7.BEWARE OF SPIES!
8.damn ugly clothing this year!which hag chosse that?
9.it seems like u r visiting a turkey farm.cukoo...cukooo...
10.it pays back when u have darker skin tones around the neck...the legs... and ur FACE.